So Right, But Still So Wrong..

best-of-funny:

doglets:

actually all of my systems are nervous

(via laughbitches)

a-sexy-cat:

actually taking time to do your hair and making it all nice then walking outside and

(via killemwithlaughter)

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

(via killemwithlaughter)

roseisreturning:

mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths

(via killemwithlaughter)

bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

(via killemwithlaughter)